Genealogy Jokes

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In last month’s newsletter I asked openai for 10 jokes based on genealogy.  This query specified the jokes must be funny !

“Provide 10 funny jokes based upon genealogy.”

 

  1. Why did the genealogist bring a ladder to the family reunion? Because they wanted to climb the family tree!
  2. Why did the genealogist go broke? They spent all their money on ancestry DNA tests and couldn’t afford anything else!
  3. Why did the genealogist start a gardening business? They wanted to dig up more roots than just their family tree!
  4. What do you call a genealogist who can’t stop researching? A “root-aholic”!
  5. Why did the genealogist have a great sense of humor? They always found their ancestors’ funny bones!
  6. How did the genealogist react when they discovered a famous ancestor? They said, “Well, it looks like I’ve got some star genes!”
  7. What did the genealogist say when they found out their family had a history of being comedians? “Looks like I inherited some funny bones!”
  8. Why was the genealogist always so well-dressed? They believed in looking sharp from head to toe, just like their well-documented ancestors!
  9. What did the genealogist say when their family tree research hit a dead end? “Looks like I’ve reached the branch of the family that went out on a limb!”
  10. Why did the genealogist’s kids refuse to play hide-and-seek with them? Because the genealogist always found them by tracing their family history back to their hiding spots!

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“Provide 10 funny jokes based on genealogy”

 

  1. Why did the genealogist get fired from the circus? Because he kept making up stories.
  2. What do you call a genealogist who can’t find any ancestors? A lost cause.
  3. Why did the genealogist have to go to the hospital? He fell off his family tree.
  4. What do you call a genealogist who’s always late? A late bloomer.
  5. Why did the genealogist get lost in the woods? He was following his family tree.
  6. What do you call a genealogist who’s always arguing? A family feud.
  7. Why did the genealogist get into a fight with a tree? He was trying to get to the root of the problem.
  8. What do you call a genealogist who’s always getting into trouble? A bad seed.
  9. Why did the genealogist get arrested? He was caught trespassing on private property.
  10. What do you call a genealogist who’s always getting married? A serial monogamist.

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“Provide 10 funny jokes based on genealogy”

 

  1. Genealogists never die; they just lose their census.
  2. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: they hide… I seek!
  3. Genealogy is the study of your family’s history. Heraldry is the study of your family’s vanity.
  4. Genealogy: where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  5. Genealogy: it’s all relative.
  6. Genealogy: where you can find out about your ancestors, but not your descendants.
  7. Genealogy: where you can find out who your relatives are, but not who your relatives were.
  8. Genealogy: where skeletons come out of the closet and onto the internet.
  9. Genealogy: where every step backward is a step forward.
  10. Genealogy: it’s not just a hobby; it’s an obsession.